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Bacon City

by Geesh

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1.
bacon in the day, bacon in the night big scary bacon give me big scary fright it’s le epic bacon and it’s comin' for you better hide that pork and mountain dew why would you be so afraid? when bacon is the ultimate snack, a-grade it’s le epic bacon and it’s powerful drink it from a cup, or eat it from a bowl you’re never ever ever gonna have that same flavor in all the kinds of similar food, mood it’s le epic bacon and it’s magical and it’s also freaking good
2.
this big dish will make you wish for big fish (big fish) this huge plate will make you stay awake a rake, for god’s sake (rake) bacon may be good for me but that’s it, ecstasy (breathing) woo! fat fatty fat fat fattening no one will survive my bat swing tub tubby tub tub lard man i am the number one bacon fan slop sloppy slippy sloppy sloosh oh when i don’t get bacon i say d'oh do the homer shake bacon homer shake doing homer shake bacon makes me quake bacon in the computer bacon in the digital world bacon in technoland bacon from my magic wand this big dish will make you wish for big fish i don’t care if it takes all my will bacon is my bible bacon is shrill take the pill
3.
ooohhhhhhhh yeaahhhhhhh OOOHHHHHH YEAAHHHHHHH bacon in my belly really really funny in my tummy sweeter than a pancake BOLDER than some jo when you see that bacon honey oh YOU should be the one to know sizzle, crackle, lay it on my tongue goldfish grackers elephant dung sizzle, crackle, give me that crisp my friend howie, oh he has a lisp hey guys (breathing)
4.
Browning 01:20
(incredible coughing) (satanic laughter) TOO, TOO LONG TOO LONG LEFT IN THE PAN FOR TOO, TOO LONG TOO LONG BROWN AND CRISPY BROWN, BROWN, BROWN AND CRISPY GONG GONG GONG GONG GONG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG AND BACON CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP IS SHAKIN' i can't breathe help i left a review on yelp BACON
5.
Grease Palms 01:41
grease palms grease palms gonna need to go home baby gotta tell ya i am outta find the bacon tome grease palms grease palms i am in a state of shock baby gotta tell ya i am going to eat sticks of chalk if we don’t get some bacon in me i am going to cry and get sick at sea if i don’t get my bacon fix i am going to eat those freaking sticks of chalk grease palms grease palms never gonna be clean baby gotta tell ya i am gonna make a huge scene grease palms grease palms bacon is my one wish baby gotta tell ya bacon basketball, shoot and swish if we don’t get some bacon right now i am not gonna have a cow man if we don’t get those slabs untold i’m never ever gonna owe mr. gold grease palms x 4 what is going on grease palms i don't know what's going on grease palms i am going to shoot some bombs i don't know what's going on grease palms grease palms um i need my mom grease palms i need my mom i want my mom mom mom
6.
oh baby i got to whisper something in your ear something that will make you want to drink some beer, oh i have a little something that i gotta tell you i sit here waiting for the perfect girl who will eat the strips of love the strips of love i’ve never met someone who likes bacon as much as you it's too the point where i get so hungry around you i might be in love with the strips of love i’m in deep love with the strips of love the strips of love
7.
get up, get ready brush your teeth put on your clothes and go to sleep get pumped, get rowdy have some fun it’s breakfast time what’s number 1 it’s bacon, the most vital part but hang on now thats just the start you’ll be quite surprised i’d say when i tell you number 2 today unpack the pack and do the twist bacon is our second item on the list it’s yummy, it’s tasty, it’s the key but now we move onto number 3 it’s unlike the others, it’s got its own styles walk to the store and find bacon in the aisles crispy cool flavor and tight meaty crunch the final one, 4, is sure to pack a punch you might be worried what I’m about to say bacon is not number 4 today i was just kidding, you got pranked bacon is the best, take that to the bank get up, get ready that’s my song breakfast time’s awesome pokemon get up, get ready brush your teeth put on your clothes and go to sleep
8.
alex: man, i'm craving some bacon ande: me too alex: well ok, should we get frozen or fresh? ande: well, what's the difference? alex: what's the difference? well you see ande, frozen can be good sometimes, but everybody knows that fresh is the way to go ande: huh, why is that? alex: well, i recall a song from my childhood. it goes a little something like this.
9.
momma always said you gotta eat straight from the source when i was little i said “no!” i made such discourse but as i got older, i got bolder and started to make my mind you gotta eat bacon straight from the pig and if you do you soon will find fresh is always better, frozen’s always wetter that's just the way it goes learn this fact or you'll get smacked and sprayed with a water hose fresh is just the route to take frozen is denial learn this tip or you’ll get gripped and thrown into the pile yesterday i was cravin' some bacon for a snack the store was closed, or so it goes but that wouldn’t hold me back so i went down to the barn met up with farmer clive he led me to his most prized pig and i skinned that thing alive fresh is always better, frozen’s always wetter that's just the way it goes learn this fact or you'll get smacked and sprayed with a water hose fresh is just the route to take frozen is denial learn this tip or you’ll get gripped and thrown into the pile
10.
the red and the pink the red and the pink there's two battling sides what do you think the red and the pink the red and the pink you cannot comprehend all the grease i will drink the red and the pink the red and the pink when the greasy grinner come 'round you better not blink the red and the pink the red and the pink go to bacon.com and click on the link the red and the pink the red and the pink
11.
Mom's Recipe 00:38
123 abc learning mom's old recipe 123 red, blue, green it's the best food that i seen gather 'round and listen close if someone say bacon is gross you call them names and make fun bacon RULES song is done
12.
clean up on aisle me made a big mess and i gotta flee ran up and get stung by a bee weeheheheheheee clean up on aisle you when you eat bacon you gotta chew or else you will spit and spew ahhooohohoohooh you may not like the things that i may be erupting but i do, it's those strips there might even be potato chips clean up, it’s overdue wanna vomit every night with you make plans, table for two momomoamamomomomoo clean up, it can’t be missed it’s on the floor, oh they’ll be pissed and then that’s when we first kissed missatissalissagrissafissakissatissa i can’t risk going back to the grocery store police holding shack cause’ i can’t control my yack backamakckatackawamackaflacka clean up on aisle me
13.
Leftovers 01:03
leftovers leftovers got some bacon left from yesterday so it looks like today i'm gonna have some leftovers leftovers leftovers got some bacon left from yesterday so it looks like today i'm gonna have some leftovers some leftovers leftovers some leftovers leftovers some leftovers leftovers some leftovers leftovers some leftovers
14.
bacon in the day, bacon in the night big scary bacon give me big scary fright it’s le epic bacon and it’s comin' for you better hide that pork and mountain dew why would you be so afraid? when bacon is the ultimate snack, a-grade it’s le epic bacon and it’s powerful drink it from a cup, or eat it from a bowl you’re never ever ever gonna have that same flavor in any similar food it’s le epic bacon and it’s magical and it’s also freaking good it's also freaking good it's so freaking good bacon's freaking good x9 bacon bacon is good x12 bacon is harem. it shall not be consumed, smelled, touched, or even looked at. it shall only be worshipped as the animal that it originally came from. mm nah, i'm gonna eat bacon!
15.
lookin' at the bacon clock, places to be i got a 3 o'clock appointment down in bacon city it's my favorite place in the whole outer space time to get the greasy goodness all up in my face gotta lace up the dogs, gotta slap on the jogs gotta get my blood pumpin' for some strips of the hog then i burst through the door, man i'm bouncin' and flippin' waterfall of the mouth as i'm runnin' and thinkin' of fat drippin' i'm fat drippin' i'm fat drippin' i'm grease sippin' i'm fat drippin' i'm fat drippin' i'm fat drippin' bacon haters trippin' "um hello sir, i would like to purchase 12 lbs of your finest bacon" "yeah that'll be to go" man this city's got all the things that i desire everybody's bacon shakin' and they're catchin' on fire i should look for an apartment, or possibly a condo a place to stow away my bacon stash that which is mondo imagine me, a kid from the band geesh livin' in the city, bacon powers to unleash i think it's gotta happen, time to get my stuff shippin' while i just kick back and picture my new life of fat drippin' i'm fat drippin' i'm fat drippin' i'm grease sippin' i'm fat drippin' i'm fat drippin' i'm fat drippin' bacon haters trippin' "ok buddy we got two movin' trucks of bacon for an alex walter" "heh, that just so happens to be for me" "oh ok, ok, so just sign here - thank you" bacon in the day, bacon in the night life in bacon city got me feelin' just right the mayor made me her paladin, my bacon sword's equipped slayin' veggie monsters and i'm all fat dripped i'm fat drippin' i'm fat drippin' i'm grease sippin' i'm fat drippin' i'm fat drippin' bacon haters trippin' and it's also freakin' good word
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(hey guys welcome to the geesh recording) (new geesh song! new geesh song!) 9-1-1 what is your emergency i nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally do you have some bacon (bacon?) bacon that's right i have bacon leftover from dinner last night rub some bacon on it (what?) on your hand just do it, rub some bacon on it that's all there is to it? what if i drop my phone (rub some bacon on it) or encounter my clone (rub some bacon on it) i get mononucleosis (rub some bacon on it) my nude pics get posted (oh no!) rub some bacon on it rub some bacon on it rub some bacon on it yeah my home gets foreclosed (rub some bacon on it) my cat explodes (rub some bacon on it) i wake up in a trunk (rub some bacon on it) my friend goes steampunk (rub some bacon on it) i meet real pirates (rub some bacon on it) there's an awkward silence i say something unintentionally racist (rub some bacon on it) i'm an adult with braces (rub some bacon on it) i can't swim (rub some bacon on it) i'm visited by mr. adriel! (hi guys) rub some bacon on it rub some bacon on it rub some bacon on it yeah bacon hotline, what's your problem what if i feed the troll (rub some bacon on it) i'm attacked by a narwhal (rub some bacon on it) the apocalypse started (rub some bacon on it) i think i might'a sharted rub some bacon on it rub some bacon on it rub some bacon on it yeah rub some bacon on it rub some bacon on it rub some bacon on it yeah i fuckin' hate this

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A riveting concept album about love, life, fear, and death, but most importantly: bacon.

The new deluxe edition (released on the album's 3-year anniversary in 2023) includes two special bonus tracks.

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released November 5, 2020

alex walter - vocals
ande christenson - production, cover art

"Rub Some Bacon On It" is originally by Rhett & Link

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Geesh Orlando, Florida

alt-pop comedy duo from orlando fl making nutty tunes.

our second album is coming soon.

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