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Le Epic Bacon
00:35
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bacon in the day, bacon in the night
big scary bacon give me big scary fright
it’s le epic bacon and it’s comin' for you
better hide that pork and mountain dew
why would you be so afraid?
when bacon is the ultimate snack, a-grade
it’s le epic bacon and it’s powerful
drink it from a cup, or eat it from a bowl
you’re never ever ever gonna have that same flavor
in all the kinds of similar food, mood
it’s le epic bacon and it’s magical
and it’s also freaking good
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2. |
The Fattening
02:40
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this big dish will make you wish for big fish (big fish)
this huge plate will make you stay awake
a rake, for god’s sake (rake)
bacon may be good for me
but that’s it, ecstasy
(breathing)
woo!
fat fatty fat fat fattening
no one will survive my bat swing
tub tubby tub tub lard man
i am the number one bacon fan
slop sloppy slippy sloppy sloosh oh
when i don’t get bacon i say d'oh
do the homer shake
bacon homer shake
doing homer shake
bacon makes me quake
bacon in the computer
bacon in the digital world
bacon in technoland
bacon from my magic wand
this big dish will make you wish for big fish
i don’t care if it takes all my will
bacon is my bible
bacon is
shrill
take the pill
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ooohhhhhhhh yeaahhhhhhh
OOOHHHHHH YEAAHHHHHHH
bacon in my belly
really really funny
in my tummy
sweeter than a pancake
BOLDER than some jo
when you see that bacon honey
oh YOU should be the one to know
sizzle, crackle, lay it on my tongue
goldfish grackers
elephant dung
sizzle, crackle, give me that crisp
my friend howie, oh
he has a lisp
hey guys
(breathing)
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4. |
Browning
01:20
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(incredible coughing)
(satanic laughter)
TOO, TOO LONG
TOO LONG LEFT IN THE PAN FOR TOO, TOO LONG
TOO LONG
BROWN AND CRISPY
BROWN, BROWN, BROWN AND CRISPY
GONG GONG GONG GONG GONG
EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG AND BACON
CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP IS SHAKIN'
i can't breathe help
i left a review on yelp
BACON
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5. |
Grease Palms
01:41
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grease palms grease palms
gonna need to go home
baby gotta tell ya
i am outta find the bacon tome
grease palms grease palms
i am in a state of shock
baby gotta tell ya
i am going to eat sticks of chalk
if we don’t get some
bacon in me
i am going to cry
and get sick at sea
if i don’t get my
bacon fix
i am going to eat those freaking sticks
of chalk
grease palms grease palms
never gonna be clean
baby gotta tell ya
i am gonna make a huge scene
grease palms grease palms
bacon is my one wish
baby gotta tell ya
bacon basketball, shoot and swish
if we don’t get some
bacon right now
i am not gonna have a cow man
if we don’t get those slabs untold
i’m never ever gonna owe mr. gold
grease palms x 4
what is going on
grease palms
i don't know what's going on
grease palms
i am going to shoot some bombs
i don't know what's going on
grease palms grease palms
um i need my mom
grease palms
i need my mom
i want my mom
mom
mom
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6. |
Strips of Love
03:15
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oh baby i got to whisper something in your ear
something that will make you want to drink some beer, oh
i have a little something that i gotta tell you
i sit here waiting for the perfect girl who
will eat the strips of love
the strips of love
i’ve never met someone who likes bacon as much as you
it's too the point where i get so hungry around you
i might be in love
with the strips of love
i’m in deep love
with the strips of love
the strips of love
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7. |
Breakfast Time
02:23
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get up, get ready
brush your teeth
put on your clothes
and go to sleep
get pumped, get rowdy
have some fun
it’s breakfast time
what’s number 1
it’s bacon, the most vital part
but hang on now thats just the start
you’ll be quite surprised i’d say
when i tell you number 2 today
unpack the pack and do the twist
bacon is our second item on the list
it’s yummy, it’s tasty, it’s the key
but now we move onto number 3
it’s unlike the others, it’s got its own styles
walk to the store and find bacon in the aisles
crispy cool flavor and tight meaty crunch
the final one, 4, is sure to pack a punch
you might be worried what I’m about to say
bacon is not number 4 today
i was just kidding, you got pranked
bacon is the best, take that to the bank
get up, get ready
that’s my song
breakfast time’s awesome
pokemon
get up, get ready
brush your teeth
put on your clothes
and go to sleep
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8. |
Frozen or Fresh
00:28
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alex: man, i'm craving some bacon
ande: me too
alex: well ok, should we get frozen or fresh?
ande: well, what's the difference?
alex: what's the difference? well you see ande, frozen can be good sometimes, but everybody knows that fresh is the way to go
ande: huh, why is that?
alex: well, i recall a song from my childhood. it goes a little something like this.
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9. |
Straight from the Pig
02:27
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momma always said you gotta eat
straight from the source
when i was little i said “no!”
i made such discourse
but as i got older, i got bolder
and started to make my mind
you gotta eat bacon straight from the pig
and if you do you soon will find
fresh is always better, frozen’s always wetter
that's just the way it goes
learn this fact or you'll get smacked
and sprayed with a water hose
fresh is just the route to take
frozen is denial
learn this tip or you’ll get gripped
and thrown into the pile
yesterday i was cravin'
some bacon for a snack
the store was closed, or so it goes
but that wouldn’t hold me back
so i went down to the barn
met up with farmer clive
he led me to his most prized pig
and i skinned that thing alive
fresh is always better, frozen’s always wetter
that's just the way it goes
learn this fact or you'll get smacked
and sprayed with a water hose
fresh is just the route to take
frozen is denial
learn this tip or you’ll get gripped
and thrown into the pile
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10. |
The Red and the Pink
00:51
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the red and the pink
the red and the pink
there's two battling sides
what do you think
the red and the pink
the red and the pink
you cannot comprehend
all the grease i will drink
the red and the pink
the red and the pink
when the greasy grinner come 'round
you better not blink
the red and the pink
the red and the pink
go to bacon.com
and click on the link
the red and the pink
the red and the pink
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11. |
Mom's Recipe
00:38
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123
abc
learning mom's old recipe
123
red, blue, green
it's the best food that i seen
gather 'round
and listen close
if someone say
bacon is gross
you call them names
and make fun
bacon RULES
song is done
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12. |
Clean Up On Aisle Me
02:47
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clean up on aisle me
made a big mess and i gotta flee
ran up and get stung by a bee
weeheheheheheee
clean up on aisle you
when you eat bacon you gotta chew
or else you will spit and spew
ahhooohohoohooh
you may not like the things
that i may be erupting
but i do, it's those strips
there might even be potato chips
clean up, it’s overdue
wanna vomit every night with you
make plans, table for two
momomoamamomomomoo
clean up, it can’t be missed
it’s on the floor, oh they’ll be pissed
and then that’s when we first kissed
missatissalissagrissafissakissatissa
i can’t risk going back
to the grocery store police holding shack
cause’ i can’t control my yack
backamakckatackawamackaflacka
clean up on aisle me
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13. |
Leftovers
01:03
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leftovers
leftovers
got some bacon left from yesterday
so it looks like today i'm gonna have some
leftovers
leftovers
leftovers
got some bacon left from yesterday
so it looks like today i'm gonna have some
leftovers
some leftovers
leftovers
some leftovers
leftovers
some leftovers
leftovers
some leftovers
leftovers
some leftovers
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14. |
Goodnight Bacon
04:08
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bacon in the day, bacon in the night
big scary bacon give me big scary fright
it’s le epic bacon and it’s comin' for you
better hide that pork and mountain dew
why would you be so afraid?
when bacon is the ultimate snack, a-grade
it’s le epic bacon and it’s powerful
drink it from a cup, or eat it from a bowl
you’re never ever ever gonna have that same flavor
in any similar food
it’s le epic bacon and it’s magical
and it’s also freaking good
it's also freaking good
it's so freaking good
bacon's freaking good x9
bacon
bacon is good x12
bacon is harem.
it shall not be consumed, smelled, touched, or even looked at.
it shall only be worshipped as the animal that it originally came from.
mm nah, i'm gonna eat bacon!
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lookin' at the bacon clock, places to be
i got a 3 o'clock appointment down in bacon city
it's my favorite place in the whole outer space
time to get the greasy goodness all up in my face
gotta lace up the dogs, gotta slap on the jogs
gotta get my blood pumpin' for some strips of the hog
then i burst through the door, man i'm bouncin' and flippin'
waterfall of the mouth as i'm runnin' and thinkin' of fat drippin'
i'm fat drippin'
i'm fat drippin'
i'm grease sippin'
i'm fat drippin'
i'm fat drippin'
i'm fat drippin'
bacon haters trippin'
"um hello sir, i would like to purchase 12 lbs of your finest bacon"
"yeah that'll be to go"
man this city's got all the things that i desire
everybody's bacon shakin' and they're catchin' on fire
i should look for an apartment, or possibly a condo
a place to stow away my bacon stash that which is mondo
imagine me, a kid from the band geesh
livin' in the city, bacon powers to unleash
i think it's gotta happen, time to get my stuff shippin'
while i just kick back and picture my new life of fat drippin'
i'm fat drippin'
i'm fat drippin'
i'm grease sippin'
i'm fat drippin'
i'm fat drippin'
i'm fat drippin'
bacon haters trippin'
"ok buddy we got two movin' trucks of bacon for an alex walter"
"heh, that just so happens to be for me"
"oh ok, ok, so just sign here - thank you"
bacon in the day, bacon in the night
life in bacon city got me feelin' just right
the mayor made me her paladin, my bacon sword's equipped
slayin' veggie monsters and i'm all fat dripped
i'm fat drippin'
i'm fat drippin'
i'm grease sippin'
i'm fat drippin'
i'm fat drippin'
bacon haters trippin'
and it's also freakin' good
word
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16. |
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(hey guys welcome to the geesh recording)
(new geesh song! new geesh song!)
9-1-1 what is your emergency
i nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
do you have some bacon (bacon?)
bacon that's right
i have bacon leftover from dinner last night
rub some bacon on it (what?)
on your hand just do it, rub some bacon on it
that's all there is to it?
what if i drop my phone (rub some bacon on it)
or encounter my clone (rub some bacon on it)
i get mononucleosis (rub some bacon on it)
my nude pics get posted (oh no!)
rub some bacon on it
rub some bacon on it
rub some bacon on it yeah
my home gets foreclosed (rub some bacon on it)
my cat explodes (rub some bacon on it)
i wake up in a trunk (rub some bacon on it)
my friend goes steampunk (rub some bacon on it)
i meet real pirates (rub some bacon on it)
there's an awkward silence
i say something unintentionally racist (rub some bacon on it)
i'm an adult with braces (rub some bacon on it)
i can't swim (rub some bacon on it)
i'm visited by mr. adriel! (hi guys)
rub some bacon on it
rub some bacon on it
rub some bacon on it yeah
bacon hotline, what's your problem
what if i feed the troll (rub some bacon on it)
i'm attacked by a narwhal (rub some bacon on it)
the apocalypse started (rub some bacon on it)
i think i might'a sharted
rub some bacon on it
rub some bacon on it
rub some bacon on it yeah
rub some bacon on it
rub some bacon on it
rub some bacon on it yeah
i fuckin' hate this
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